What NOT to do in Pattaya Thailand

Yeah we properbly all know the main rules as, dont step on a coin (becaus the king is on it), dont step over somebody and dont touch them on the head caus its holy.

But now lets come to the real thing u have to watch out while staying in pattaya and dont wanna get in any problems.

1. If u can prevent problems with the police then do it. The police stop u on your scooter, car what ever without a driver licens. Directly try to give him some tee money and he will let u go, its way better then go after to the fucking police station.

2. Dosent matter how hot a girls is, allways look that u find each other at least 1% compatible, let her be sexy as shit, but that not helps you at all when she is a jabba girl which only makes huge problems in the room, so better mind this girls.

3. Dont Arguee with a Thai man, i know they look pretty funny to us, more small and tiny then any foreigner girl ever could be. My dick is properbly bigger then these guys, but watch out, they wont fight u 1 on 1, its a 10 on 1 fight, and the fight really start to make them fun is when u lay on the floor defensless and they can kick the shit out of you to proof ther "friends" how cool they are, pretty fucking sad actually.

4. Dont make a Thai person lose their face, if she good the feeling that you exposed a lie of her in front of a group they will get nuts, or try to prank a girl in the room. Believe me when i tell u that u got no clue how agressiv these lil 40Kg girls can get, then even attack u with a knife if they have to do it becaus a lot of them are pretty crazy lost chicks.

5. Never buy any drugs on beach road or wherever in thailand, many of the people who try to sell u drugs work together with the police and will try to fuck up your money pocket.

6. Dont borrow money to a thai person, if u borrow money to a thai person u can believ me when i say that u never see that money again in your life, they will spend it for any kind of shit instead of give u something back.

7. Mind those fucking Ladyboys, some of ou guys like them, even i will never understand why, but ok thats your secret love, be carefull and dont fuck with them, even they look like a girls, its a 100% man inside the fake titts and high heels, they aggresiv as shit with all those medicine pills which they have to take to look like a girl. Especially on beach road its full of them. Allways avoid those Ladyboys when u dont wanna have any problem.

8. Properbly the most importent thing is to DONT TURN OF YOUR BRAIN at theAirport, i see it all the time, back in England or wherever the people live as cheap as possible, they change to buy their favorite butter cause they find a new butter which is 0.10c cheaper, but in thailand they buy a prostitute which they know 4 days a scooter, a house a bar or what ever, dont be this idiot guy. These girls are all profesionel, they know exectly what to say, when to say and what to do to make u love them, barfine them or buy them fancy shit. Keep your brain ON all the time.